Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
I will gladly suffer fools for love
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
