Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations