Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
