We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
