According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

100% of success is showing up on time

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking