When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial