People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
