The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

There is no Status quo But there is Status

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

I want what you want so I want a cow