Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…