Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious