We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together