Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then