My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

I don’t get mad I get odd

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God