To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…