It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it