Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet