When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both