Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
