I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals