Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…