Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
