You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven