Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it