On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
The less you need to control the more powerful you
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
