I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
