If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
