What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes