My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death