The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
