Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy