I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork