In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
