Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place