Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
