Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
I want what you want so I want a cow
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
