We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists