In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want