I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time