All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine