People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
