All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer