I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself