The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

I don’t get mad I get odd

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Love may never win but love always ties

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…