Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless