Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism