Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory