Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
One thing I could do Was need control
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
