Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all