We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that