What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others